Introducing the "No, You're Ugly" T-shirt—because sometimes the best defense is a witty offense. This shirt is perfect for deflecting insults, winning arguments, and making mirrors reconsider their life choices. Warning: Wearing it may lead to spontaneous laughter, awkward silences, and an overwhelming desire to high-five yourself. Wear it proudly and remember: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but sarcasm is universal.